Famously Dull

Me on the Stourbridge Shuttle. A perfect face for radio, also appearing in a tabloid near you.

I became famous a couple of weeks ago. Not very, just a bit, and I’m not famous any more. Andy Worhol stated that in the future, “everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes” and whilst my stardom was unlikely to extend round the word, it lasted a bit longer than quarter of an hour. The reason for this fame is something I find it utterly bizarre. It is a story of a dull day out I had on a chilly February Tuesday and how it touched the heart of a nation. Or maybe made a few people in the West Midlands chuckle which, thinking about it, is the more likely. The story goes as follows:

Winter is a dull time for someone with a bit of wanderlust such as me. That’s fine though, I tend to spend the time arranging trips both long and short for later on in the year when the weather has a chance of being clement. However, if I’ve nothing planned in a certain month I do like to arrange a Day Out. In January for no good reason I flew from Glasgow to Dublin, then to Heathrow. There, a bus and a couple of trains took me to Luton Airport where another flight delivered me back to Glasgow. I did visit an aircraft model shop in Hillingdon that I hadn’t been to for a while but that was just a bonus, the journey was the only reason I did the trip. A coincidence was that all three flights were 53 minutes long, take off to landing which is of no significance whatsoever but pleasing nevertheless. I enjoyed the day and decided to do something similar in February. This journey, however, would have a ‘reason’. You may not think it a good one but to me it justified the eighteen hour door to door round trip. Back in 2017 a YouTuber called Geoff Marshall along with his then partner Vicky Pipe went on a journey around Britain visiting all the railway stations on the National Rail network. There were 2,563 of them at the time. It was during this journey I learnt of the Stourbridge Branch Line. This is a 0.8 mile branch off the Birmingham to Worcester (via Kidderminster) line that links Stourbridge Junction Station with Stourbridge Town. It is advertised as the shortest branchline in Europe though this is disputed by the Germans and, strangely, the Vatican City. Whatever, it is certainly the shortest in Britain and not only that it has unique rolling stock. The Class 139 Parry People Movers utilise flywheel technology to shuttle what is a small single carriage ‘train’ between the two stations at a maximum speed of 20mph. The journey takes place almost entirely in a cutting where the most exciting thing to see is a retaining wall, and lasts three minutes. On learning about the service I decided I wanted to try it one day and that day finally arrived on February 27. To get there I decided to utilise three unremarkable EasyJet flights. The absence of a direct flight to Birmingham in the morning necessitated flying from Glasgow to Belfast and from there to Birmingham. This had the bonus of seeing me tick off another UK airport as I’d never been to Belfast Aldergrove before. From Birmingham Airport I would take a train into New Street Station, walk to Snow Hill Station then get another train to Stourbridge Junction where my experience of the Stourbridge Shuttle would commence. The journey home would see me reverse my tracks to Birmingham Airport where a direct flight would take me back to Glasgow. Due to the scheduling of the flights the whole trip, including the getting to and from Glasgow Airport, took over eighteen hours, all to experience two three minute journeys on this unique service.

The Class 139 Parry People Mover, Britain’s cutest train.

If you are still with me, and I wouldn’t blame you if you are not, you maybe wondering why? Isn’t that a very dull day out? Well yes, it is for most people. For me, however, I quite like flying and trains. I also like transport oddities and the Stourbridge Shuttle is certainly one of those. Whilst I agree that a day out like that is not for everyone, I enjoyed it and that is the main thing, eh? I realised that the dullness of this trip might be something of a story worth telling. Not here, at least not at first, but on Facebook. Facebook you see has a group called the Dull Men’s Club. It started appearing on my timeline last Autumn and it appealed to me. It is a celebration of the dull, banal and downright boring. Gentlemen (and ladies, don’t be put off by the title) telling tales of their spreadsheets, packed lunches, favourite kitchen implements etc. In fact anything that is considered dull is fair game assuming it gets past the moderators. The group went viral and there are now over a million members. Not only that there’s another group with exactly the same name which has half a million members. How annoyingly dull is that? I decided that the dull trip to Stourbridge to ride a short, dull branchline would be right up their street, especially as I’d taken three dull flights to get there and back. I wrote it up and submitted it. It was deleted by the moderators without any explanation. The following day I wrote it up again, the narrative was a bit shorter and I included three photos instead of one. I submitted it and then went out for a walk. A couple of hours later I checked Facebook. I had several hundred notifications. The write-up had been published and the group members were going crazy about it.

Leaving Stourbridge Junction. Round the curve we enter a cutting in which nearly all the branchline runs. The views aren’t great.

The responses were generally positive. A small number had a moan about me being personally responsible for destroying the planet but nearly all fell into one of two camps – one that thought going all that way for a six minute ride was actually quite interesting or another which agreed it was the dullest thing they’d ever heard. It is the Dull Men’s Group so both of those reactions are positive! After about a week the posting had received 18,700 likes, over 2,500 comments and, crucially, 607 shares. Somewhere along the line the post caught the attention of a few journalists. I received several messages through the Facebook Messenger system from folk not in my friends list. Usually when I get those there’s a picture of some voluptuous young lady who wants to be my friend and probably liberate me of a large amount of cash. These, however, were not. One was from a lady at BBC Radio WM, another from the Express and Star, the newspaper of the West Midlands. There was also one from Pre Metro Operations, the company that runs the Stourbridge Shuttle on behalf of West Midlands Trains. I’d later get a phone call from news agency SWNS. They all wanted the same thing – the reasons I did such an insane trip for a six minute ride on a small train. I happily told them my story and provided them with the same photos I’d used in the Dull Men’s Club posting. I figured they might lose interest but no, the following week I appeared on BBC Radio WM (the local radio station of the west midlands) with an accompanying piece on the BBC News website. The morning show is presented by Kath Stanczyszyn (I was relieved that I didn’t have to pronounce her surname) and we had a lovely chat about my day out in the much sought after 10:45 to 11:00 slot. I think we’ve even got a date should I ever return to Stourbridge. The Express and Star did their article about me which appeared the day following the BBC interview and got most of the details correct apart from the paragraph where they called me Paul for some reason. The day after that I hit the national newspapers. The SWNS article had been picked up by the following: The Metro, The Daily Express, The Daily Record, The Daily Mirror and, for good measure, The Stourbridge News. Each shared the article as written by the agency and included my mugshot from on board the train. The Sun also took the story but re-wrote it meaning I only got a quick mention. The Daily Mail did an article about the Shuttle in its travel section in which I wasn’t mentioned at all. The cheek! It was notable that the Broadsheets didn’t pick it up which is a bit of a shame but there you go.

Naturally I informed my nearest and dearest about my elevation to media sensation whilst some other friends were surprised to see my dull looking face looking out of the papers. The original posting in DMC sprung back to life as a few members shared the links and even photos of the Metro article that they’d seen on their morning commutes. For a couple of days people had a laugh about it. Then, no doubt, they forgot about it. Fame is a fickle mistress. Now, a week or so later, I’m just the same old dull man I was before. It was fun whilst it lasted, but not as much fun as the two three minute rides on the Stourbridge Shuttle.

Links to the articles. I’ve no idea how long these survive on their appropriate websites but rest assured they were there for a week or two.

BBC Sounds (Edited highlights of my Radio WM interview)

Kath Stanczyzszyn Show (The full interview starting at the 48 minute mark)

BBC News

Stourbridge News

Express and Star

Daily Express

Daily Mirror

The Sun

Metro Article:

I got equal billing with the dog shit on the BBC Website

My video of the Stourbridge Shuttle departing Stourbridge Junction.
The full three minute journey!
The Stourbridge Shuttle arriving at Stourbridge Town after its epic journey from Stourbridge Junction.

Atlantic to Pacific By Rail

Prologue 1

I’d hoped that this blog site would be having regular updates by now with pandemic madness largely behind us but it just hasn’t happened. I don’t know why, it’s not as if I’m stuck in a lockdown stupor and haven’t been for some time. As the world has opened up again I’ve been doing stuff which might be of interest to other people but I feel that it has not been much different to what I was doing before. I’ve shared daily holiday blogs on Facebook but apart from the last blog, which was written five months ago, there’s been nothing I’ve done that has inspired me to return to Glad To Be Grey and get writing. Until now. I’m just back from what was an epic trip and if I can’t write a blog about this then I might as well give the site up.

Prologue 2

I first had the idea for this trip about a year ago. We had booked a holiday in Canada with our daughter for the summer of this year. This involved a rather indirect journey by air to and from Victoria in British Columbia where she resides. This got me wondering if there was any way to get to Victoria without using aircraft. The environmentalists will have you believe that your flight is directly responsible for the end of the world so maybe there’s a practical way to get there without killing your grandkids. The answer is of course no, so sorry grandkids, I’m still more than happy to take a plane (or four) to get to see my daughter and have a holiday. However, a seed was planted in my mind – travel to Victoria, which is 4,500 miles away from Troon, by surface transport. I soon found out it could be done and without too much difficulty. All I would need was a lot of time and a shedload of money. The plan was to get the train to Southampton and cross the Atlantic on the Queen Mary II. Once in New York I would cross the North American continent by train. There were a number of alternative routes I could have taken, even on a continent where rail travel is an afterthought. All itineraries would have ended in Vancouver where I would then have to get myself to the ferry terminal for a ferry to Vancouver Island where Rebecca would pick me up and transport me into the city of Victoria. This was a great idea, right up until I looked into the details for crossing the Atlantic on the QM2. The crossing takes seven days which is longer than is necessary as the ship could easily do it in five. Cunard want you to make a holiday if it apparently. The cheapest fare for a single occupancy cabin, presumably in the bilges, was in excess of £4000. Whilst I’m not averse to cruising holidays, four grand for a week of seeing nothing but ocean, and possibly a stormy ocean at that, was just too much. I came up with another idea.

What I would do was take the shortest possible flight to Canada which was Glasgow to Halifax, Nova Scotia. From there I would cross Canada by train to Vancouver, ending the journey to Victoria as mentioned above. The frustrated Travel Agent in me had a great time coming up with a suitable itinerary and I booked the trip in the early part of this year. The journey would be a solo one as Elaine really didn’t fancy spending five days on a train. In the summer, Canadian airline WestJet threw a spanner in the works by cancelling the Glasgow-Halifax flight. I rebooked myself with Air Canada from Heathrow to Halifax which included a connecting BA flight from Glasgow. Once in Halifax I’d spend a couple of days there before boarding the first of three different trains that would get me to Vancouver. It would take six days and six nights and get me from The Atlantic to The Pacific and as a bonus I’d arrive there on my birthday so Rebecca could buy me a beer.

Halifax Harbour, Nova Scotia. It is an inlet of the Atlantic Ocean. I really should have taken a selfie here as the starting point.

The Ocean

The Ocean. It’s quite difficult getting a Canadian train in one frame.

Halifax – Montreal

Trains in Canada are not really like trains in Europe. They give them names and numbers for a start. Train Number 15 is called The Ocean. It runs from Halifax to Montreal just two times a week. It is scheduled to take a leisurely 22 hours and, thanks to the small problem of the US state of Maine being in the way, follows a far from direct track through the Canadian provinces of Nova Scotia, New Brunswick and Quebec. Despite only servicing two arriving and two departing trains a week, Halifax has a pleasant station and it was to this I walked on Friday October 14th for the 1pm departure. My extra day in Halifax had proven essential as between them, British Airways, Heathrow Airport and Air Canada had failed to transport my bag to Halifax with me and it took another thirty hours or so for it to turn up. Until it did I had visions of it following me across Canada but never quite catching me up. The bag itself required checking in at Halifax Station so forward planning had been required to liberate sufficient items into a smaller bag to see me through the overnight journey to Montreal. The bag was duly tagged through to Toronto so I wouldn’t see it again for well over a day. I was advised that there was a lounge where sleeper passengers could relax before boarding. I found it, it was full of armchairs, a coffee machine and a fridge full of pop. One Diet Coke later and I got a bit bored and went back to the concourse where I confirmed my lunch and dinner sitting and waited for the boarding announcement. When it came I excitedly head for the train. Although the train was backed up right to the buffers, it was still a long walk to my carriage, or car as the Canadians (and me from now on) call it. These sleeper trains are long and along with two different types of sleeping car, consist of normal seating cars, restaurant car, lounge car and cars for the train staff. My car was a ‘modern’ Renaissance Class one. This meant it was nearly 30 years old. These cars had been built for Cross-Channel sleeper services through the Channel Tunnel and when those services failed to take off, the Canadians bought some of them specifically for The Ocean. They are getting a bit worn now but the advantage of these cars is that the cabins have en-suite facilities. They comfortably accommodate two people on generous seats in day mode and bunk beds at night. As there was only me it seemed rather spacious by sleeper cabin standards, not that I’ve got much experience in the matter.

Restaurant Car.

The train pulled out of Halifax bang on time. Whilst the cabin was comfortable I soon left it and made my way to the Lounge Car. Whilst this sounds a lot grander than it actually was, it was light and airy and you could see out of both sides of the train. It also had WiFi which I was surprised about. This, however, depended on the local cellphone coverage and as Canada is big – I might have mentioned this in previous blogs – it was a bit hit and miss as to whether there was any service. I had chosen second sitting for lunch and was called through to the restaurant car at 2:45pm by which time I was rather peckish. Sleeper passengers have meals included in their fare. A soup, chowder in this case – was followed by a choice of main courses. I had chicken schnitzel salad and followed it up with a quite a large slab of carrot cake. It was rather filling for a lunch and I can safely say I wasn’t peckish once I’d finished it. Lunch done, I continued to watch Canada roll by. Whilst I had not booked this journey in October to specifically view the autumnal colours, I was delighted to see the full spectrum of red and gold foliage passing by, sometimes tantalisingly close to the window. There were a number of stops at places like Truro, Amherst and Moncton. There were also numerous ‘flag’ stops at smaller settlements. These appear in the timetable even though we passed most without stopping. Eventually the sun set and the second sitting for dinner was called. Soup or salad for starter, a choice of three mains – butter chicken for me – and pecan pie for dessert. Soft drinks were free with meals or you could pay for an alcoholic one so it was a beer for me which I could have had for free as we were out of range of data and the card machine wasn’t working. I paid the following morning. I’m too honest for my own good sometimes.

The cabin in night mode. The bed definitely tilted away from the wall.

Eventually it was time for bed. The cabin had been transferred to night mode by the car attendant. It wasn’t the comfiest of beds. I found I could only sleep on my right hand side otherwise I was likely to fall out. The train rattles, rolls and is quite noisy but despite this I slept very well. That might have been down to medication I was taking for a cold I’d developed just as I was setting out for Canada a couple of days earlier. If it was the Canadian version of Night Nurse that resulted in me sleeping like a log then I’m mightily impressed. I woke up as the province of Quebec was passing outside, not that I could see much of it due to the morning mist. The clocks had also gone back an hour as I crossed into the second of five time zones on this trip. The en-suite was most welcome and fresh as a daisy I headed for breakfast. This is done on a first come, first served basis but I walked straight in. Breakfast is a big affair in Canada. Even I, who has a healthy appetite, couldn’t manage it all. Eventually the mist burnt off to reveal flat farmland and trees that were somehow even more spectacular than those I’d seen the previous day. Eventually we found ourselves in the suburbs of Montreal and crossing the mighty St Lawrence River, we pulled into Montreal Central Station, arriving an hour late just shy of 11am local time. This was a bit of a shame as I had hoped to get myself on the 11am train to Toronto but it was pulling out of the adjacent platform as I headed to the main concourse.

The Corridor

Montreal – Toronto

I had a couple of hours to kill before the 1:23pm train to Toronto. It was a nice day so I had a bit of a wander round Montreal, at least the bit of the city near the station. I got to see Notre Dame which, unlike its namesake in Paris, appears to not be fire damaged. However, the train was calling so I headed back to the station and awaited train number 67. Whilst this specific service does not have a name, all trains that run between Quebec City in the north to Windsor Ontario in the south are called Corridor trains. Trains linking Montreal and Toronto make up the bulk of these services with five or six of them a day connecting Canada’s two largest cities. The one I was on was scheduled to take five hours ten minutes. The train itself was much the same as trains in the UK and Europe. 2-2 seating in economy/second class, a trolly service for drinks and snacks and a couple of business/first class cars at one end of the train. It was busy too with most seats in my car taken. I was happy to see my checked bag had been transferred from The Ocean directly to one of the luggage stacks in my car. We pulled out of Montreal on time and headed southeasat. A brief stop at Dorval, for Montreal Airport, turned into rather longer one than anticipated but once we got a green signal we were soon rattling along at an impressive 95mph. Both Quebec and then Ontario continued to deliver on the autumn colours for much of the journey. We followed the St Lawrence and then the western shore of Lake Ontario but only saw them fleetingly as the train tried, and failed, to make up for the time lost at Dorval. It was a comfortable enough journey. The train itself was unremarkable though there appeared to be quite a few on board for whom train travel was a novelty. We pulled into Toronto’s Union Station fifteen minutes late which was a bit of a shame as I had a hockey game to go to and it was due to start at 7pm. I grabbed my bags and set off for my accommodation for the night. It was close to the station, as was the arena but unfortunately they were in opposite directions. A quick check-in and a dumping of the bags later, I hot-footed it to the Scotiabank Arena to see the Toronto Maple Leafs play the Ottawa Senators. I was sweating profusely by the time I made it to my seat which was way up in the gods. I only missed five minutes of action so I consider it a result. Speaking of results, the Maple Leafs won, 3-2.

Scotiabank Arena from the cheap, but not the cheapest seats.

My accommodation happened to be a hostel. Whilst I’m not really the hostel type – actually, I’m not even remotely the hostel type – this one had private rooms with facilities. With hotel prices for a Saturday night in Toronto being insanely expensive, especially when the hockey is on, I felt it was worth the risk of encountering caftan wearing, weed-smoking young people singing protest songs badly to get a bed for the night for seventy quid. I was right. The rooms were in a separate building to the dorms, were perfectly comfortable and I got a decent night’s rest. I decided to forgo the included breakfast though as I thought it might be a bit heavy on the avocado and oat milk.

The Canadian

The following morning I went through the rigmarole of sorting out luggage before heading back to the station for the next, and mightiest part of the journey. This was the 9:55am departure from Union Station to Vancouver aboard train Number 1, The Canadian. This takes 97 hours, traverses four time zones and five different provinces. It runs twice a week on a Sunday and Wednesday and passes through dozens of stations on the way. As with The Ocean, most of these are flag stops but there are plenty of compulsory stops too, due to a strict twelve hour working rule for the ‘engineers’, or drivers as we call them in the UK.

It might be worth a paragraph to explain a bit about the Canadian railway system here. Passenger trains in Canada are run by a state owned company called VIA Rail. Prior to 1978 the two rail companies, privately owned Canadian Pacific and state owned (since privatised) Canadian National had provided passenger services but these were experiencing huge losses since the early sixties when the Trans Canada Highway was completed. Having divested themselves of passenger services, the two companies concentrated on the highly profitable freight market. They retained ownership of nearly all the rail infrastructure and as such VIA Rail has to pay them to gain access to the tracks. The upshot of this is VIA Rail’s passenger services on all but the Corridor play second fiddle to freight. The Canadian uses the CN line which runs further north than its CP counterpart. For virtually its entire length this is a single track with passing loops. These passing loops are long as they have to accommodate freight trains which can be over two miles in length. They come around so frequently you wonder why they don’t just connect them all up and make it a much more efficient twin-track system. With a top speed of 70mph being achieved infrequently, extended stops for driver changes and refuelling, stops at passing loops and some bizarre shunting required to access certain stations, the whole 2775 miles from Toronto to Vancouver is covered at an average speed of 28.6 mph. The bullet train it is not.

Toronto Union Station. Just a bit of it. It is impressive.

A far more leisurely stroll than the previous evening’s rush to Toronto Union Station, which is a very impressive building, meant I pitched up an hour before departure. As in Halifax there is a Business Class lounge where sleeper passengers could check in. It seemed very busy. Having done the necessary paperwork I went and deposited my suitcase with the baggage people and hoped I would see it again in Vancouver. Back in the lounge I wondered just how busy the train would be as the lounge itself was barely able to cope. I needn’t have worried. Once boarding was called, I caught a first glimpse of the train. It was huge. Twenty-two Stainless Steel cars, built in the 1950s, hauled by two diesel locomotives. The Canadian has four passenger classes. At the front of the train is the baggage car and two cars for the Economy (seating) passengers. Some of those seating passengers would do the entire journey to Vancouver including one woman with a large dog called Ellie. They are braver folk than me. Towards the rear were two Prestige sleeping cars each containing six luxury cabins with en-suite facilities. Behind that was the Park Car, a very well appointed lounge for the Prestige passengers with its own upstairs dome and a unique bullet shaped rear providing panoramic views of where you’d just been. Unfortunately Transport Canada, the regulator for all things public transport, had decided that this was unsafe and this particular journey was the first that required an extra empty car behind the Park car to serve as a buffer thereby spoiling the view. Between the economy and prestige sections lay the bulk of the cars which housed the sleeper passengers. There were approximately ten sleeping cars. Accommodation in each consisted of six double cabins, four singles, one of which was reserved for the car manager, and six semi-private bunk berths with night time privacy provided by heavy curtains. Passengers in these cars had access to two restaurant cars and two Skyline cars. The Skyline cars had a lounge area and a panorama dome upstairs. A third Skyline car was provided for the Economy passengers. There was another car for the train staff and I’ve possibly missed a few more so suffice it to say it was a long train. Almost half a mile long, yet still dwarfed by the endless freight trains we would pass.

For my trip I had chosen a cabin for one. A Prestige cabin would have been nice but as they were all for two people the cost might have been prohibitive and they had all sold out when I came to book the trip anyway. Having been shown my cabin by car manager Gerard I was left to get acquainted with it. It was, well, bijou. In day mode there was a seat and a footrest. A sink was tucked up in the corner and that was about it. There was a solid sliding door and also heavy curtains which seemed like overkill but I’d soon find out why. But wait! What’s this? Lifting the lid of the footrest up revealed your own personal toilet. Erm, okay… For the night a bed is pulled down from the rear of the cabin and it takes up virtually all the space in the cabin. That included covering the toilet rendering it unusable at night unless you went to the faff of putting the bed up before you used it and back down again afterwards. I never used my personal loo at all, day or night, preferring the public ‘washroom’ at the end of the car. It seemed more hygienic to dispose of one’s body waste somewhere other than place you sat and slept. With the bed down there was hardly any floor space to stand. With the hard door open and the curtains closed you could expand slightly out into the corridor which helped when you were getting ready for bed. The hard door could be locked from the inside only. Leaving valuables in the cabin took a bit of a leap of faith at first but by the end of the trip iPhones were being left on charge unattended in open rooms, corridors and sometimes in the washroom shaver sockets. Apparently there have been no reports of things being stolen on The Canadian ever.

Day One: Toronto – Hornepayne

We pulled out of Union Station on schedule at 9:55am. For the first hour or so the train passes through largely unremarkable suburbs of Toronto. Some backing up and other jiggery-pokery was required to get us onto the correct track out of the city. It was an inauspicious start but gave me a chance to discover where everything was. I soon worked out that the Skyline car was the place I’d spend most of my conscious hours on board the train. The cabin was comfortable enough but as with The Ocean, it only gave access to one window. The Skyline had a couple of spacious areas to sit and, of course, the best part of the train, the panoramic dome. Twenty-four seats with views forward, backwards, left, right and even up thanks to its full length curved windows. In short, you could sit there completely surrounded by Canada. The dome could get busy at times but only rarely was full. The car had its own steward who would organise events and double as a barman. Tea and coffee were always available along with a few snacks. Soft and alcoholic drinks were available for purchase. Meals were arranged in two sittings, I was on the second today. Whilst the first sitting were being fed the Skyline car hostess gave those of us in the dome a talk about the history of the railway and more details of what to expect. There was no WiFi on the train. Contact with the outside world was restricted to Canada’s notoriously expensive cellphone data network which for long periods of the journey was unsurprisingly absent. By the time the second sitting was called to lunch we had left Toronto behind and passing through rural Ontario dotted with small settlements. As on The Ocean, lunch was a three course affair with a rather good cannelloni as the main. I wasn’t going to go hungry on this train either. In fact my emergency rations were barely touched by the time I reached Vancouver. We passed Parry Sound, a small town notable as being the birthplace of hockey legend Bobby Orr. Our first scheduled stop, where we could get off and stretch our legs, was in Caperol. Leaving there marked the beginning of the Canadian Shield. This is a vast area between the St Lawrence lowlands and the prairies. It is largely made up of boreal forest and ancient pre-Cambrian rock. Think lakes and trees then multiply that by several million and you’ll get the idea. Although we were leaving the vivd autumnal reds of Eastern Canada behind, the scenery was spectacular in a wild and unspoilt sort of way. Canada has many ‘Back of Beyonds’, the Canadian Shield is one of them that not many people know about. Eventually the light faded and the second sitting for dinner was called, steak and mash was the main. Unlike The Ocean, I was put on any table that happened to have a space which meant socialising with other people. As a shy, retiring type I felt a bit uneasy about this. I’m a silly sod. It was fine. We all had stories to tell including me. Eventually it was time for bed. The car steward Gerard had made up the bed as I ate. I hadn’t yet discovered the knack for getting changed without any floor to stand on but I managed it. It was time to sleep…

Day Two – Hornepayne – Winnipeg

(Hornepayne was a technical stop in the middle of the night. I wasn’t tempted to step out and discover if it had anything to offer.) I had a terrible night. Whilst the bed was comfy enough and the bedding very nice, it could do nothing to stop all the rattling and racket of the train. My cabin was right over one of the car’s bogies and I felt every rough bit of track and there was plenty of that. To cap it all we had moved into another time zone so there was an extra hour in bed to endure. I needed to get out of bed and wander down the corridor to the toilet a couple of times (still better than trying to use the one in the room) and peeking out of the window the ground appeared to have taken on a white hue. Eventually nighttime became daytime and it became obvious that snow was covering the ground. Not much, but enough to turn an autumn Canadian Shield into a winter one. I pulled on some clothes and headed for breakfast. It’s first come, first served and I was stuck on a wait list. I went up into the dome, where ice on the window was spoiling the forward views, and waited. For quite a long time as it happens. I had either been forgotten about or not heard my name being called. So it was a late breakfast and last dibs for the day’s meal sittings which were being allocated by the waiting staff. It was to be first sitting or nothing which meant lunch would be only two hours after breakfast. It was an inauspicious start to my second day on The Canadian. However, things soon picked up. Each sleeping car has its own shower and it was pretty good. Refreshed, I headed back to the dome to watch a wintery looking Canadian Shield go by. It was really quite spectacular. Sure enough lunch came all too soon and in the early afternoon we came to a standstill in the only town for miles around, Sioux Lookout. It was time for a stretch of the legs again. The temperature was a chilly -4C with some light snowfall. Despite this, I wasn’t going to miss an opportunity to walk, even if it was only up and down the side of the train. With the new engineers arriving late, our stay there was a bit longer than anticipated but the bonus was the town has 4G and I was able to check in with home before we re-entered the data desert. Once they had turned up, the engineers moved us out of Sioux Lookout and it was more hours of the Canadian Shield, the snow eventually running out and returning the Shield to autumn once more. In the evening we finally managed to escape the surprisingly huge province of Ontario and enter Manitoba but the Shield hadn’t finished. As I watched the sun set over the front of the train, I actually felt very much at peace with a world that was gently rolling past me, increasingly unseen. We rolled into Winnipeg at about 9pm. The stop there was a couple of hours so I got off and went for a wander. Although the station is in the city, there wasn’t much to see at that time of the evening. It was -2C too so I spent most of the time in the station building which was quite impressive. Soon though it was back on board to see if I’d have a better night’s sleep.

Day Three – Winnipeg-Edmonton

The train had a crew change at Winnipeg. Most of the onboard crew are based there. A new car manager introduced himself before I settled down for the night. I had a great night’s sleep, despite the same noise and motion problems as before. It might have had something to do with me taking another couple of Canadian Night Nurse capsules before lights out. I don’t think they should really be used as sleeping pills but never mind. The another hour had been added to the clock overnight and as I went for breakfast, we left the province of Manitoba and entered Saskatchewan. Today was Prairie day. Lying between the Canadian Shield and the Rockies are the Prairies, a vast area of lowlands and plains, largely grassland and very fertile. Despite leaving a good bit of it behind overnight, it would still take us the rest of the day to cross it. There were several introductions to the new crew members and I definitely felt as though I was getting into the swing of things as far as train living was concerned. We stopped for a couple of hours in Saskatoon. The station was out of town by a rather ugly logistics hub but it was good to stretch the legs in the cool sunshine. It took yet more reversing and waiting before we could get going again but you’ve just got to accept that that is the way with Canadian railways. Prairie day had always been a bit of a concern to me. Would I be bored crossing endless flatlands with nothing but the occasional grain elevator to relive the monotony? The answer to that was a great big no! I absolutely loved the day. The dome car was quiet so I got my preferred seat and spent virtually all day there, pausing only to have lunch. I simply lost myself in the enormity of the place. It was big country and even bigger sky. And whilst it certainly didn’t have the spectacular scenery of the Rockies or the Shield, the beauty was in the detail – a car graveyard, a Ukrainian Orthodox church, a small town with a Scottish sounding name and yes, the grain elevators. Grain is no longer transported by rail but the elevators remain, discharging vast quantities of grain into trucks, the town where they are situated proudly displayed on the side. There was even an old wooden elevator, no longer used but a reminder of an earlier, more innocent time. Eventually we passed from Saskatchewan to Alberta where nothing much changed, other than the addition of some nodding donkeys to the scene. Oil production is done on a micro scale here, such is the desire for Black Gold. As the sun set over the distant horizon it was time for dinner and socialising again. Interesting people, good food. Where else could you join in a discussion about the differences between Rugby Union, Rugby League and Aussie Rules Footie with a larger than life Australian lady and a couple from Vancouver? As we finished our dessert, the amount of lights outside the train informed us that we were approaching Edmonton. It still took an age to get to the station but once there we could stretch our legs in the late evening air. The station was a pretty soulless place. Edmonton’s city centre station, an impressive building by all accounts, is no more and the city is now served by something akin to a Portacabin on an industrial estate well out of town. It served as the destination for quite a few folk though, and the starting point for others. By the time we departed at midnight, I was already in bed. The next day was the one everyone was looking forward to, crossing the mighty Rockies.

Day Four – Edmonton – Kamloops

It was a patchy night’s sleep and I awoke at 5-30am as the train ground to a halt in the town of Jasper having arrived an hour ahead of schedule. There was a long stop here which would have been really nice if it had been scheduled later in the day when the town opened up. There was one enterprising gift shop that opened up along with a coffee shop but most of the town would remain in their slumbers until the train left. It’s a shame as it looked like a nice place. However, it was Rockies day and although we’d passed through quite a lot of them during the night, there was still plenty of Rocky action to come. The dome promised to extra busy today so I ignored the normal big breakfast and grabbed a few buffet items, claiming my seat early. It was a long wait until we set off. By then the place was understandably packed. The sun had risen over the mountains whilst we were stopped at Jasper giving us a preview of what was to come. It was, of course, fantastic. Mountains, trees, rivers, waterfalls, lakes and the regular sight of passing shipping containers heading eastwards on massive freight trains. Strangely enough, those didn’t spoil the view. What did spoil the view a bit was all the people in the dome car. It is perfectly understandable that they wanted to get the perfect photo but didn’t they know the I wanted to get the perfect photo too? After a while I decamped downstairs to the lounge area which was almost empty. You don’t get the stunning panoramic views that you get in the dome but at least there was no one jumping in front of me when another beautiful mountain gently sauntered past the window. After an early lunch I returned to a less busy dome car and spent most of the afternoon there. Emerging from the Rockies, we were told to put our watches back an hour as we entered the Pacific time zone. Finally I was in the same time zone as Rebecca in Victoria. The scenery remained spectacular, just not quite as spectacular as the Rockies. I became quite obsessed with the telegraph poles. Long since redundant, these poles, many with the wires still strung between them, once lined the entire track. Many of them remain in the Canadian Shield but they had all more or less gone from the Prairies. I suspect they were a valuable source of firewood for the harsh winters they have there. I was glad to see them back as we passed through the Rockies. Some have collapsed, some wires have snapped but many remain upright supporting cables that transmitted their last message many years ago. Eventually we started seeing signs of civilisation with some cultivated fields and isolated villages. This gave way to bigger settlements as we entered the furthest reaches of the town of Kamloops. As usual it took a lot of waiting and backing up to get into Kamloops. The town is a major railhead and the station part of the shunting yards so we were under strict instructions to remain on the platform. This was the last stop before journey’s end in Vancouver. There was to be just one last night onboard The Canadian.

Day Five – Kamloops – Vancouver – Victoria

I slept reasonably well. The route from Kamloops to Vancouver has, apparently some spectacular bits to it as it follows the Fraser River for much of the way. You don’t get to see that at night of course but I guess it’s nice to know it’s there. I woke at 6am just as the train pulled into Vancouver’s Pacific Central Station. It was two hours early! I suspect the schedule has the inevitable delays built into it. We had to disembark the train by 8am so there was time to pack and for the usual morning activities concerning ablutions and breakfast. Then, at 7-45am on October 20th, my 61st birthday, I stepped down from the train and headed up the platform to the main concourse. No bells and whistles, no ceremony, that was it. The rail trip was over. It wasn’t quite the end of the journey though. Collecting my suitcase, I walked a mile or so to one of Vancouver’s Transit stations, went on the Skytrain for a few stops, transferred onto a bus which took me to the BC Ferries terminal at Tsawwassen and bought a foot passenger ticket to Swartz Bay. The Spirit of British Columbia was the ferry charged with the task of navigating through the Gulf Islands to Vancouver Island and once there, Rebecca was waiting for me with her 18 year old Volkswagen Beetle, Frog. We stopped in the town of Sidney for lunch and that birthday beer before heading to my hotel in downtown Victoria. It was just a short walk from there to Milepost Zero, the start (or end) of the Trans Canada Highway. Although the other Milepost Zero is in St Johns, Newfoundland rather than my starting point in Halifax, and I’d crossed the country by train, not car, it seemed a fitting place to take an end of trip selfie there with the Strait of Juan da Fuca, part of the Pacific Ocean in the background. Atlantic to the Pacific by surface transport, TICK.

7-45am and with no fanfare, I walk along the platform and my trip on The Canadian is over…
…and I leave Vancouver’s Pacific Central Station behind.
Rebecca was there to meet me with Frog.

Postscript

It is hard to convey to you just how much I enjoyed this journey. Of course it isn’t a practical way of travelling between Troon and Victoria. After a few days with Rebecca it took me about 23 hours from leaving my hotel to walking through my front door at home. In that time I’d flown from Victoria – Calgary – London – Glasgow including a cheeky little Business Class upgrade between Calgary and London for less than half the cost of the flight out and train fares. Even if environmentalism is your thing, I can’t imagine five days on a diesel hauled train releases any less CO2 than nine hours on a Boeing 787. I didn’t take the trip for practical reasons though. The journey was the experience and for me, an experience like no other I’ve had before. I found myself getting quite emotional about the colours of the Autumn trees. I was surprised at the size of the Canadian Shield. I already knew the Rockies were spectacular but there’s nothing wrong being reminded of the fact. The biggest surprise to me, however, was just how much I enjoyed the day in the Prairies, a place where the Earth seems infinite and the skies even bigger! It wasn’t just the sights though. The staff on board both long distance trains were lovely. A special mention to the Skyline Car host on the Winnipeg – Vancouver section, Edgard, who made our days through the Prairies and Rockies even better with his knowledge and friendliness. If you ever go on this trip here’s a tip – tip! Some tipped as they went, others at the end. We Brits aren’t particularly au fait with the concept of tipping but I tipped the restaurant staff, sleeper car host and the Skyline car host before Winnipeg where the crew changes and in Vancouver when the trip ended. Another aspect of a journey like this was meeting fellow travellers. On the Ocean this wasn’t an issue as it was lightly loaded and most people kept themselves to themselves. At meals I had a table to myself and there was no dome car where people would mix during the day. On The Canadian the only way to avoid mixing with the other passengers was to stay in your cabin for the entire trip. I met some very interesting people on the way. I’m not the most gregarious of people but I enjoyed the interaction with the other passengers. Most were from Canada and the USA. There was a smattering of Aussies and Germans. One Austrian couple were on honeymoon. Surprisingly, I think I was the only Brit in our section of the train though there was an Irish chap so full of the Blarney that he knew everyone’s name and life story by the time we reached the Canadian Shield. Whilst most were towards the older end of the age spectrum and travelling in pairs, there were plenty of other solo travellers, from a young Chinese girl in her early twenties to Enid, a similar age to the only other Enid I know (my mum), who was travelling as far as Edmonton in one of the curtained bunk beds.

So, the sights, people, food and drink were great. Were there any downsides? Well yes, sleep on board a train is not the easiest. My previous experience was on the Caledonian Sleeper and I didn’t find it easy then, despite being upgraded to the best accommodation on the train. Trains are noisy, rattly and bounce around a lot. I shouldn’t be surprised at this but during the day you tend not to notice. Lying in your bed at night trying to get to sleep you do. Having said that, only one of the five nights I spent on the two trains was particularly bad. It is the price you have to pay for the full experience. Another thing to consider is that whilst tourists make up the bulk of the passengers, this is not a tourist train. The scenic highlight is, of course, the Rockies yet we passed through a good part of it at night. Then we stopped in Jasper for several hours whilst it was closed. If the Rockies is your reason for going on this train, consider The Rocky Mountaineer. That is a tourist train and is scheduled to run in daylight hours and any night stops are spent in hotels on the way. However, it wasn’t just about the Rockies for me, it was about the entire journey from Atlantic to Pacific and for that I can have no complaints. I loved it.

Taking notes…
…probably about the telegraph poles.

Sleeper

Caledonian Sleeper Logo

Back in the eighties when I first came up to live in Scotland I was young enough to hold a Young Person’s Railcard. On a couple of occasions I took advantage of it to travel to London just to watch a football match. I seem to remember it only cost in the region of six quid for a day return. To qualify for that day return you had to board the train home before midnight and at the time British Rail ran a service called the Night Rider. Unlike the sleeper service the Night Rider just had normal carriages, not sleeping berths. The train progressed slowly northwards stopping at just about every station on the West Coast Main Line as far as Carlisle, where the electric locomotive was noisily replaced by a diesel which would then haul us at snail’s pace up the Dumfries and Kilmarnock line to Glasgow. The first time I rode it the carriages were old compartmental stock. I managed to get a compartment to myself where I could dim the lights, lie down and nod off, waking up at each of the hundred stops between Euston and Glasgow. The second time the carriages were old First Class mainline carriages. Worn hard by the bottoms of numerous fat cats over the previous years, they didn’t recline and the carriage was bathed in the type of light that penetrates even the tightest shut eyelid. Sleep was impossible. The journey took an eternity but it felt far longer than that. When I finally reached Glasgow Central, my ebb had sunk to the bottom of the Marianas Trench. It was brutal. The Night Rider stopped not long after my second trip which I’m sure made a distinct improvement to the suicide rate in both Glasgow and London.

But enough of the personal history lesson. Despite those bad experiences of overnight train travel I have for some time hankered to attempt it once more. Not on a seat of course, that would be masochistic, but on a proper sleeper service. Sleepers have operated between London and Scotland since 1873. In 1996 Scotrail took over the running of the service and named it the Caledonian Sleeper. In 2014 the franchise was awarded to Serco with the promise of major investment in the service. This was good news as one of the things that put me off using the sleeper was the old carriages. Cabins either contained one bed (First Class) or two bunk beds (Standard Class). Purchasing a single ticket in Standard Class meant you were likely to be buddied up with a stranger of the same sex which was a bit off putting. I mean I don’t, erm, snore and my farts smell of roses, honest, but I suspect the chances of being paired off with someone of a similarly pleasant nocturnal disposition were slim. I could have raided my piggy bank and gone for a First Class berth. Even that was unappealing. The cabins had a sink but there was always the niggling problem of what to do when you needed a wee in the middle of the night. There were lavatories at the end of the carriage but wandering down the corridor in your boxers didn’t seem quite right and bare feet in a train toilet is right out. You’d basically have to get dressed every time your bladder decided it had reached capacity. Then, in the morning, I do quite like to have a shower but a sink was all that was available to do one’s ablutions. Consequently I never experienced the old sleeper trains. Would the new ones be any better? Well, according to the hype put out by Caledonian Sleeper it was a big yes. There would be four choices of accommodation for the overnight services. At the bottom end of the scale was a seat. It may well be a comfy seat but it was a seat nevertheless. Sod that. The memories of the Night Rider have not yet faded. Going on a sleeper service meant reserving a place to sleep.

(If you are wondering where the photos are don’t worry, they are coming)

Of the three rooms available to book, the cheapest was the Classic Room. It has two bunk beds and a sink. Unlike the old Standard Class rooms you could book it for solo occupancy. There was still the problem of the nocturnal wee, however, and the thought that previous passengers may have opted to avoid the corridor walk and utilise the washbasin for that very purpose. It’s bound to have happened. Next up is the Club Room. Like the Classic it has two bunk beds but if you book solo occupancy more than a couple of days in advance the upper bed will be stowed. Crucially, the room has an en-suite and also affords you access to the Club Car, more of which later. At the very top end of the accommodation is the Caledonian Double where you are promised a double bed with a mattress made by the same company that supplies the Queen. Of course it has the en-suite and Club Car access too and it can also be booked for solo occupancy, though I suspect half or even all of the fun would be if you were sharing it with a suitably willing bedmate. Not exactly Mile High but a damn sight more comfortable than an aircraft lavatory I would have thought. Alas, such thoughts were not at the forefront of my mind as I was to be travelling solo on this trip so decided it would have to be the Club Room. The next thing to choose was precisely which service to use.

Caledonian Sleeper operate a service called the Lowland Sleeper. This departs London Euston and when it gets to Carstairs it splits. Half the train goes to Edinburgh, the other half to Glasgow. At the same time another Lowland Sleeper operates the service in the other direction. One of these would be the obvious candidate for me as Glasgow is the nearest terminus to where I live. The other service operated is, as you might have guessed, the Highland Sleeper. This departs Euston a bit earlier and proceeds to Edinburgh where the train splits into three. One heads north to Inverness, another to Aberdeen and the third trundles across to Glasgow and then takes the West Highland Line up to Fort William. The reverse services are of course offered too. The Fort William service was the longest in terms of time, taking nearly thirteen hours to complete the trip and had the bonus of being able to take breakfast as some stunning scenery passes by on one of the most scenic railways in the world. It wasn’t hugely more expensive than the ‘short’ hop to Glasgow so I decided to go for it. Fares vary according to demand and flexibility but my Club Room came in at £205, no refunds. The Classic Room was £170 so in effect I was paying £35 to have a shower, avoid using a communal lavatory and I got a free breakfast too so it was definitely worth it. The Caledonian Double would have been a whopping £395, in effect an extra £190 to sleep on the Queen’s mattress. A seat in the seating carriage was £53 by the way. No. Just no. Interestingly, if you were to share the rooms with someone the prices were £205 for the Classic, £250 for the Club and an eye-watering £470 for the Caledonian Double. Excuse the crudity here but it would have to be one hell of a shag to justify that outlay. Having obtained the ticket for a February Monday night I had then to make the logistical arrangements to ensure I was at London Euston by 21:15 that day and book a handy train from Fort William back to Troon after the scheduled sleeper arrival of 09:58. I swithered with the idea of flying down to London just to annoy Greta but decided that this was going to be a rail journey, just like Michael Portillo only without the silly trousers.

(Photos will be here soon…)

Then Storm Ciara happened. She brought mayhem to the rail network on the Sunday and whilst her anger had abated slightly on the Monday, the knock-on effects threatened to throw the mockers on my planned railway adventure. All the Caledonian Sleeper services on the Sunday night had been cancelled but they were hoping to run the trains on the Monday evening. More of a problem was that the West Coast mainline was closed due to flooding just north of Carlisle. All the Avanti West Coast services were cancelled up until the 13:40 departure from Glasgow. That was my train. It seemed likely it would be cancelled too but as I queued up for the replacement bus to Carlisle an Avanti train pulled in to Platform One. We got on it and it set off bang on time. All went well until we crossed the English border when we stopped. And waited. And waited. The flooding had been cleared but Network Rail had to test the line. This took a long time. We eventually set off again and finally pulled into Euston over two hours late. Thankfully I’d given myself three hours so as tiresome as the delay was it worked to my advantage – two fewer hours to kill in the hideous Euston Station and hopefully a full refund of the £93.50 I paid for my First Class ticket. A quick review of Avanti West Coast First Class: it’s exactly the same as the Virgin West Coast First Class it replaced last December. Same trains, same staff, probably the same menu. I guess that’s franchising for you. The only difference was the livery of the train and announcements which said Avanti West Coast instead of Virgin West Coast. I had a few minutes to have a look at the Avanti West Coast lounge at Euston – your Caledonian Sleeper Club ticket gives you access – before heading to Euston’s Platform One where the Highland Sleeper was waiting.

I must admit I was getting a wee bit excited by now. The train was huge, sixteen carriages long. My allocated room was Number 6 in Coach E. A member of the staff was standing by the door with a clipboard. I gave him my name and he had a look at his list, flipped over a couple of pages and told me my room had been changed to G5 a couple of carriages down. I found it, hopped on board and discovered the room conveniently situated between rooms 6 and 4. I opened the door and… Surely some mistake. G5 had a double bed and presumably the Queen’s mattress. I had been given an upgrade to a Caledonian Double! Maybe Mister Caledonian Sleeper employee had got it wrong. I wasn’t going back to him and tell him though as I’d probably been moved for operational reasons and if not why embarrass the guy? I had a quick look around but decided I’d discover what the room had to offer a bit later. Before then I went to discover the rest of the train. Quite a long walk down the platform got me to the front where I got the geeky photo of the Class 92 Electric locomotive stood resplendent in it’s Caledonian Sleeper livery. Normally a freight hauler, this and several other Class 92s are tasked with hauling the sleeper on the electrified sections of the route. Back on board the train I discovered two seating carriages and two Club Cars. One of each was allocated to the Inverness section of the train, the others to the Aberdeen section. What about Fort William though? Caledonian Sleeper have a little trick up their sleeve for that. In the meantime Fort William passengers in Club or Double would utilise the Aberdeen Club Car whilst those hardy types who had booked their £53 seat for the journey would be sharing the seating car with those going to Aberdeen. The correct Club Car discovered, I headed back to G5 just as the train was pulling out of Euston.

This freight hauler was pulling a cargo of sleepy humans that night.

So what do you get for your £395 Caledonian Double? I tried to be rational despite only paying a little over half that amount for it. An understandably compact space for a start. Capacious it is not. Most of the space is taken up by the bed which can only just be described as a double. It is certainly big enough for one and probably big enough for two who like each other’s company and are not too fat. There’s a space beneath the bed to store a bag, a couple of hangers to hang stuff, a rather shallow sink, a retractable table underneath said sink, a couple of storage trays for your bits and pieces, plenty of sockets and USB ports and a control panel for the lights and room heating. The limited space was used well. A door led to the en-suite. On first inspection this had a wooden seat and a shower. However, the wooden seat lifted to reveal a toilet and a bog roll. It was emphasised that the toilet cover should be down when the shower was in use and if required you could sit on the cover whilst showering. Towels were stored in a string bag hanging on a hook in the en-suite. Best not to keep them there when you are showering. On the bed were three amenity kits for some reason. Squeezing the third person into the room would definitely be a bit of a push but I suspect the third bag was a bonus. The other two had identical toiletries, a bottle of water and a pack containing a bar of soap, eye mask and ear plugs. The third was a cloth bag containing the same toiletries only in bigger bottles. Whether or not it should have been there, that one came home with me.

Rooms are accessed through this narrow corridor .
Behold, the Caledonian Double with a mattress fit for a Queen.
And here is the en-suite. But where’s the loo?
Here it is!
The sink. It doesn’t need to be filled too much for the water to slop over the side.
Hidden table if you prefer room service to socialising in the Club Car.
The seating car. Thirteen hours overnight? No thanks.

As it wasn’t yet time to road test the room, I headed to the Club Car. This is described as the heart of the Caledonian Sleeper, a place to eat, drink and socialise with like minded people feeling smug that they aren’t flying Easyjet. Unless those like minded people are in the seating coach as they aren’t allowed in. If you are in a Classic Room you are allowed in as long as there is space otherwise you are confined to your billet for the entire journey, lavatory breaks notwithstanding. There’s usually space though. One side of the carriage has tables and seats, the other a peculiar saw tooth bench and bar stools. I half expected The Fabulous Baker Boys to pitch up with Michelle Pfeiffer sprawled on a Grand Piano but I’m guessing size constraints preclude it. I decided to eat there, purely for research purposes. The menu was suitably Scottish, prices were reasonable for onboard catering and the food actually looked quite good. I had the soup, some lentil and pepper concoction that was very pleasant though it’s flatulent effects mean I’d give it a miss if you are sharing your room with someone you like. The same could probably be said for my main course which, bearing in mind I was on the Highland Sleeper and heading for Fort William, I felt could only be the Haggis, Neeps and Tatties with a whisky cream sauce. It fitted the bill quite nicely. Many different Scotch whiskies are on offer but I’m not a fan so I plumped for a lager. A Scottish one mind you. As for the socialising aspect I didn’t partake, despite sharing the table with a bloke who plumped for the Macaroni Cheese and about five different whiskies. He was busy on his laptop – the on-board wifi was good – and I’m pretty useless at socialising with strangers when it gets down to it. Others in the carriage didn’t seem to be suffering from a similar lack of social skills. Fed, watered and passing Milton Keynes, I decided it was time to retire to G5 and the Queen’s Mattress.

Club Car. Make friends for life here. Or a few hours at least.
Lentil and Pepper Soup. Recommended for those in solo occupancy rooms only.
Haggis, Neeps and Tatties. It’s not the Caledonian Sleeper for nothing.

Once ensconced in the room I did, for the first time ever, get undressed on a train. I pulled on my night attire (boxer shorts), brushed my teeth using the bottled water (the tap water was not suitable for drinking) and got in to bed. The bedding was lovely, as were the pillows. The mattress was comfortable enough but if I’m being honest I felt it was a bit thin considering it is the mattress of choice for the reigning monarch. Perhaps Her Majesty prefers just a tad of discomfort to feel more at one with her subjects. Maybe she should be told that most of her subject sleep on thicker mattresses. Anyway, it was a minor complaint and overall it felt very comfortable. I read a bit before deciding it was time to put the bed to the ultimate test. Well, almost the ultimate test. It was time to try and sleep. I pulled the window blind down and turned the lights off. It didn’t go pitch black. There was a light in the en-suite that remained on and was seeping out through the door jamb. Also, the control panels various switches were illuminated and these cast out far more photons than you might think, bathing the room in a dim cyan glow. That’s why there’s an eye mask in the amenity kit I thought. I don’t like eye masks though so decided that shutting my eyes might be sufficient. I drifted off to sleep. I woke up again. I drifted off once more. I woke up again. This pattern continued until 04:30 when I had a peek outside and discovered we were at Edinburgh’s Waverley Station. I had slept on and off but the quality of the sleep wasn’t very good. There were two reasons for this. The motion of the train is surprisingly jerky. It was like being on a plane going through light to moderate turbulence. I later spoke to a steward who said that the old carriages had a more gentle rocking motion which some people found aided rather than hindered sleep. Despite the new stock being thirty years newer than the old, the ride quality is noticeably worse. This also added to the second problem which was the noise. The normal noises concerned with train operation are not suppressed and are joined by assorted rattles and creaks brought about by the jerky motion of the carriage. I tried the ear plugs included in the amenity kit. Not a single decibel was kept from my tympanic membrane by those green bits of putty so they were quickly cast aside. At Waverley the carriages for Inverness and Aberdeen were uncoupled from the Fort William carriages which had kept them separate on the journey up from London. A new Club Car and Seating carriage was attached – presumably those seated passengers to Fort William had to hang around on the platform whilst the new coach manoeuvred in to position – and after what seemed quite a long time we pulled out of Edinburgh heading west. I decided that it would be a good time to try and get a bit more sleep. This was much more successful. I believe this might have been down to the fact the train went significantly slower so it didn’t rattle about as much. Or perhaps I was just tired. I woke up at 07:30. We had just left Helensburgh High and were heading up the side of the Gareloch. We were on the West Highland Line and the inky light of dawn was beginning to illuminate the countryside. This is why I decided to take the Highland Sleeper to Fort William rather than the Lowland Sleeper to Glasgow.

Time to wake up. Let’s see, where are we now?
Shower time! It’s a bit feeble and not exactly hot but I’d paid extra for the shower so I was going to damn well use it.
Shaving was a slightly hazardous pastime on this train.

Before I could enjoy the scenery I had to road test the en-suite facilities. The toilet worked well, that’s all I have to say on that particular matter, and with the wooden cover very firmly down I turned on the shower. A power shower it wasn’t. The water dribbled out at a leisurely pace and despite it being at its maximum setting, the temperature never rose above tepid. I could live with the low pressure but the lack of heat was a bit disappointing. It wasn’t a place to linger but perhaps that is just as well as I might have missed some of the wondrous sights that were passing by outside the window. Dried and dressed I headed to the Club Car for breakfast. It wasn’t there. It took me a while to realise that the one I’d been in for dinner was now at approaching Aberdeen and the new one that had been attached at Edinburgh was in the other direction. I found it and noticed I had a reserved table with my name on it and everything. I was impressed. Breakfast is ordered when you board the train and I’d plumped for the Highland Breakfast as I thought it was as appropriate as the haggis had been the night before. It duly arrived and I enjoyed a splendid breakfast as we climbed up the imposing Rannoch Moor. I’ve been on the West Highland Line before. Perhaps the best time to go is in the autumn thanks to the russet and ochre colours that cast the Highlands in a glorious light. However, the monochrome of winter is almost as impressive as we passed from clear skies to snow showers and mountains tops lost in the mist. Rannoch Moor itself was for a while in almost white out conditions but the fifty year old Class 73 which had hauled us from Edinburgh took it all in its stride whilst we watched in awe from the comfort of our air conditioned carriage. I say ‘we’, there was just four or five passengers in the Club Car. It seemed a bit of a waste of one of the train’s best resources. They say it’s the most beautiful train ride in the world. There’s other trains that might dispute that claim but by golly it’s good. As the train passed Ben Nevis I headed back to G5 where I packed up and we pulled into Fort William forty minutes late.

Table for G5 reserved for 08:30.
A breakfast with a view.
Speaking of views…
Near Bridge of Orchy the line draws a contour round this valley. Where we are heading…
…where we have come from.
It’s a single line so at Bridge of Orchy we had to wait for the Scotrail train to pass…
…before heading out onto the bleak Rannoch Moor.
Corrour Station. I’ll be here again in May. Hopefully the snow will have melted.
Loch Treig as we gradually descend back to sea level.
The River Spean was a bit of a torrent.
Ben Nevis! It’s the one in the middle covered in cloud.

There’s a Caledonian Sleeper lounge in Fort William that can be used by arriving passengers who had travelled in the Club and Double rooms. I had a Tunnocks Teacake there before walking down the high street and back just to stretch the legs. It was cold and damp. The Scotrail service to Glasgow left an hour or so after I’d arrived. Whilst that train was hardly as luxurious as the one that had delivered me to Fort William, the views were the same and I simply sat and enjoyed them through the rather grubby window. Four hours later I was hoofing it from Queen Street to Central to board another train home. By the time I got there I’d spent 25 of the previous 29 hours on board trains. If the environmentalists are right I’m probably personally responsible for saving the planet.

This re-engined Class 73 is more than fifty years old and has just hauled us from Edinburgh to Fort William.

Conclusion time: I really enjoyed the experience. It is something I’ve wanted to do for ages and I’m delighted I finally got the chance. Will the Caledonian Sleeper be my new favoured way of travelling between home and London? No. What was particularly good about the journey I made was waking up with three hours of the West Highland Line still to go. It was the journey itself that made it special. The novelty of sleeper travel would soon ware off if I was using it purely as a way to get from A to B. For a start it’s expensive, though I do get the argument that it could save you the cost of a night’s accommodation which at London prices makes the sleeper seem like a good deal. The Club Car is nice, the food is decent and the staff are very friendly but what you really want on a sleeper is a good night’s sleep. Being upgraded to the Caledonian Double should have given me the best chance of a decent slumber yet it didn’t really happen for me. The somewhat erratic motion and to a lesser extent the noise conspired to make it a rather restless night on the Queen’s mattress. Having said that, the line up to Inverness is rather nice…

Steam

Number 6233 Duchess of Sutherland. What a sight!

Is railway nostalgia a uniquely British thing? Do the Dutch go weak at the knees whenever a steam locomotive hones into view? Is Italy getting covered in heritage rail lines? Are there societies in the Japan dedicated to the preservation of obsolete Diesel locomotives? I don’t know the answer to those questions, though I’m aware that heritage railway lines are not restricted to the UK. I don’t think any country goes as far as ours, however. One website I found 181 different heritage railways and tramways listed in the UK, Isle of Man and Ireland. It is clear that old trains are a big draw, not only for a day out but for those who give up their time to keep these examples of industrial archaeology alive. Whilst there are those concerned with preserving diesel and electric locomotives, it is fair to say that the main draw is the steam locomotive. It’s been over fifty years since steam hauled trains ran regular scheduled services on the UK’s mainline network but the desire to experience steam power first hand is, it appears, stronger than ever. Perhaps it is because the British invented them. Richard Trevithick made the first full sized steam locomotive, John Blenkinsop the first that was commercially successful and, most famously of all, George Stephenson produced the first that would haul passengers. Other countries may well do railways better now but we’ve always got this to be proud of.

Just look at that filth. Makes you proud to be British. No wonder the blokes on the footplate are smiling.

There’s just something about steam locomotives that stirs the senses. The sound, smells and sight of one puts a smile on your face. Even those who have no interest in trains turn their heads when a steam train goes past. Ask anyone to draw a train and you are likely to be presented with one with steam emerging from a stack at the front. Despite diesel and electric trains having ruled the roost for fifty years, there is still a big market for those wishing to experience the power of steam. Earlier this year I decided that it would be a nice day out to go on a steam excursion. An internet search revealed many to choose from. These take place on the national rail network and by and large utilise preserved engines and rolling stock. I say by and large as there are engines out there that have been built from scratch quite recently. One, named Tornado, is almost as popular as the preserved examples despite it being built by a charitable trust in 2008. It was the first steam locomotive to be built in Britain since 1960. Even more popular than Tornado is the Flying Scotsman, arguably the most famous steam locomotive in the world. Built in 1923, this engine has been active on and off since being spared the scrapman’s blowtorch in 1963. Excursions hauled by Flying Scotsman command premium fares.

The Duchess vents steam just for effect

The excursion that I chose was not hauled by either of these fine locomotives. The LMS Coronation Class 4-6-2 Pacific 6233 Duchess of Sutherland, a locomotive popular enough to have its own Facebook page, was on duty. The excursion, which I took with my two brother-in-laws Andrew and Martin, was called the West Somerset Steam Express and organised by The Railway Touring Company. This commenced at Paddington Station and headed westward to Taunton after which it left the national rail network joined the heritage line of the West Somerset Railway. At Bishops Lydeard the Duchess was replaced by one of the WSR’s own locomotives and the tour continued to Minehead, the terminus of the WSR. We were then to retrace our steps back to Paddington where we were due to arrive the best part of fifteen hours after we’d set off. There were three levels of service we could choose from, Standard Class, First Class, and Premier Class. The latter was First Class with breakfast and dinner served at the seat and is what we opted for. Our seats were at the very back of the last carriage for the ‘down’ (ie, outward) journey meaning we would be next to the engine on the ‘up’ journey back to Paddington. The prospect of the steam, smoke and ash coming through the window on that return leg was quite appealing.

The Old and the Even Older. The 79 year old Duchess of Sutherland next to a 41 year old Class 43, aka Intercity 125 at Taunton.

We departed at the appointed hour, 8am, and were soon tucking into a Full English served by the attentive on board crew as we headed through the London suburbs towards Reading. Here we left the GWR mainline to Bristol and headed down the Taunton line before the first of two scheduled stops to take on water. One of the disadvantages of steam power is that it needs water to make the steam and steam locomotives need a lot of steam so are particularly thirsty. On a steam excursion this is no real problem as these stops provide good photo opportunities and the passengers on board like nothing better than taking photos. So do other folk. Many steam geeks were spotted on the way with their cameras and tripods at the ready. Other people just stood in awe and watched as the Duchess and her eleven carriages thundered past. The power of steam extends beyond mere traction it would seem. The top speed recorded was 75mph, nothing compared to the modern Azumas that regularly whizzed past us, but with a full head of steam it felt as though we were the fastest people on the planet at that time. It was a marvellous feeling. At Frome we took on more water courtesy of the local Fire Brigade, took more photos, before we eventually made Taunton. A normal train would have got us there a couple of hours earlier but where would have been he fun in that? Another wait at Taunton (more photos) followed before we finally crossed the points at Norton Fitzwarren that took us on to the West Somerset Railway and its southerly terminus at Bishops Lydeard. Aren’t place names in this neck of the woods wonderful?

53808 takes over hauling duties at Bishops Lydeard. Just look at all those happy snappers.

Here, a lengthy break ensued as Duchess was taken off to the engine shed for a well earned rest and one of the WSR locomotives, the 1925 vintage 53808. A former freight hauler, this engine was not nearly important enough to have a name but it had sufficient horsepower to haul ten coaches (one coach remained with Duchess) and several hundred passengers to Minehead. The excitement amongst those passengers reached fever pitch as the engine change meant even more photo opportunities. I mean two steam locos in the same shot? Does it get any better? Once coupled up to 53808 we set off north towards Minehead. The WSR has been a heritage railway since the mid-seventies. It has one of the longest tracks too, twenty miles, with seven stations and one unstaffed halt between the two terminuses at Bishops Lydeard and Minehead. It is a single track with passing loops and this combined with a top speed of 25mph, means a journey from one end to another takes an hour and twenty minutes. On this section of the trip we certainly didn’t feel like the fastest people on the planet but the West Somerset scenery is very pleasing on the eye and of course the extra stops meant more photos as the WSR’s normal services were allowed to pass. At Minehead we had two hours to wander round the place. We each had a cake. It was huge.

Here we see WSR loco 935, tender first, passing us at Blue Anchor, leading to much excitement amongst the passengers.

Nice though Minehead was in the summer sunshine it acted merely as a break for the steam nostalgia. Back at the station we boarded our carriage, now at the front of the train just behind 53808’s tender, and settled down for the return journey. The slow journey back to Bishops Lydeard saw commencement of the dinner service, the soup dispensing waiting staff glad of the leisurely pace we were making on WSR rails. Arriving at Bishops Lydeard where we were due to reacquaint ourselves with the Duchess of Sutherland there was an announcement. The Duchess had, apparently, been a naughty girl on the earlier outbound journey. The cinders she belched out had caused two separate trackside fires near Castle Cary and Network Rail were none too pleased. They slapped a blanket ban on steam services on their tracks and as a result we were marooned at Bishops Lydeard. Here’s a thought though – back in the day when Britain was covered in railway lines and steam locomotives were everywhere, did the country come ablaze with trackside fires every time there was a dry spell? How on earth did we cope? We were informed that a diesel locomotive had been summonsed and was making its way from Southall near London to rescue us. In the mean time we were served the rest of our dinner to the sound of people moaning about ‘health and safety’ rather than the music of pistons and the rattle of train on track.

Our saviour arrives, sadly with no need to use the water tower.

Eventually the diesel locomotive turned up and we pulled out of Bishops Lydeard some two hours behind schedule. In itself the replacement locomotive was something of a museum piece. A Class 47, it had been one of several hundred of the type that earned its keep in the sixties and seventies, doing the sort of things steam locomotives had been doing a decade earlier only without setting the embankments on fire. It is rare nowadays to get a train that is locomotive hauled as most modern trains are multiple carriage sets with the diesel or electric motors, and sometimes both, built in. In a way it made the journey back to Paddington even more unique but it was scant consolation for missing out on our chance to be next to the Duchess literally going full steam ahead. The vague smell of diesel fumes did not compensate for missing out on nostrils full of smoke and steam, ash in our hair or indeed the unique sounds of steam power. On the plus side a Class 47 does not need to stop to take on water and it made up nearly all the time we had lost by travelling at a constant 70mph between Taunton and Reading. We pulled into Paddington just twenty minutes late.

47 802 did a sterling job in getting us back to Paddington. It just isn’t the same as steam though.

Whilst the enforced engine change was disappointing, it was a grand day out. It is one we want to repeat, not on the same trip but one of the many others there are to choose from. The Premier dining seats weren’t particularly cheap but the experience was good, as was the food served so I’m glad we did it. Maybe next time I’d stick to the normal First Class seats and take a picnic or just buy stuff from the buffet car. In an adjacent carriage there appeared to be a party going on with several couples having brought their own liquid catering. Some of them seemed somewhat inebriated by the time we reached Reading. That’s Reading on the way out, not the way back. It is a long time in a train seat so I’d probably pass on the standard class seats though they would certainly have a bit of retro charm about them. For the first half hour at least.

A few days later I discovered this video on You Tube. It shows the West Somerset Steam Express thundering past the Crofton Beam Engines in Wiltshire alongside the Kennet and Avon Canal:

By pure chance I took a photograph out of the window as we passed that very spot, hoping to capture some steam, a narrowboat and a lock in the one frame. I inadvertently captured the guy who made the video too, slightly obscured by steam.

Crofton Lock complete with steam enthusiasts.
A fine if somewhat mischievous lady.

Pacer

Class 142 Pacer

A week or so ago I found myself riding a number of trains in Northern England. Two of these were Pacers. What possibly can be interesting about a boring old commuter train I hear you ask. Nothing much as it turns out other than the fact they are truly abysmal trains. They were introduced in the mid eighties and were abysmal trains back then too. So abysmal in fact that they’ve never seen service in the fashionable southeast region and most of them have spent their lives plying the highly unglamorous routes in Wales, the South West and above all, in Northern England. Initially with British Rail, they have long since worn the colours of the Northern Trains franchise, the poor a’poth of train operating companies. They truly are so bad that I actually enjoyed the journeys I took in them in the same way one might enjoy a trip from Mumbai to Delhi in third class.

Upgraded seats, ideal for folk with no legs.

A quick history lesson courtesy of Wikipedia: The Class 140, 141, 142, 143 and 144 diesel multiple units were given the generic name “Pacer’. Built between 1980 and 1987, Pacers were basically Leyland buses plonked on top of a four wheel freight wagon under frame. They were deliberately designed on the cheap as a stopgap measure to replace ageing rolling stock and were only supposed to last twenty years at the most. Each carriage runs on four wheels set on two axels rather than the usual two sets of four wheel bogies which means the 165 Pacer trains built suffer from excessive squeal when cornering. They also suffer from a bumpy ride and earned the nickname ‘nodding donkeys’ and having now ridden a couple, I can state it is not a name that is unwarranted. The bus theme was carried through to the fittings. Bi-fold doors are still the portal of choice for the Pacer passenger and even the bench seating was the same as what you would have found on the Number 42 bus to Kirkburton. Whilst most sets have had a bit of an upgrade, bench seating still exists on some trains though luckily not the ones I sampled.

An adjacent Pacer complete with original bus seats.

My first journey was from Manchester to Huddersfield. To be fair I could have taken the more usual Transpennine Express service and enjoyed their newer, if frequently overcrowded, trains but being a tight fisted Yorkshireman returning to God’s Own County I was particularly taken with Northern’s dirt cheap (£4.50, thanks for asking) advance fare. The journey was just five minutes longer thanks to the Pacer’s 75mph speed limit, a speed it only managed to reach after it had passed through the Standedge Tunnel high in the Pennines and started to go downhill, and the fact it had to stop at places like Mossley and Greenside. These are the sort of places the Pacer was made for. On boarding through the infamous bi-fold door I was greeted with an aroma that seemed familiar. Then I remembered – the 45 year old Antonov I’d flown on in Ukraine six months and many blogs ago smelled similar, that musty scent you often find in museum pieces. The seats that had replaced the original bus benches provided enough knee room for a dwarf with a growth defect but I got a couple to myself so spent a pleasant three quarters of an hour sitting sideways whilst being bounced around and deafened by the occasional squeal from the wheels. The second journey was a couple of days later from Huddersfield to Wakefield Kirkgate. Different seating made it a touch more comfortable and it was definitely less smelly but the rest of the Pacer experience was much the same.

Having said all that, being the geek I am I’m glad I took the journeys. Having passed their sell by dates some ten to fifteen years ago, the Pacers’ days are finally numbered. They will fall foul of the latest accessibility rules by the end of the year and be withdrawn from service. Northern have some brand new Spanish built trains joining the fleet which won’t replace the Pacers directly. Instead they will displace Sprinters, themselves a mere 30 years old, which will be cascaded down the company’s network to the services so unloved that they are currently operated by a 35 year old bus on rails. I hope the National Railway Museum preserves a working example, just so future generations can have a good laugh.

Another Class 142 Pacer with driver filling in his Eurostar Driver application form

Inter City

Back in the seventies the promotional department of British Rail, the nationalised rail company, commissioned an advert that ran on the one commercial television station, ITV. In those days there was no chance of recording a programme and whizzing the playback on during the commercial breaks so this type of advertising was very effective, especially if it utilised a catchy tune. Despite it being aired over forty years ago I can remember the advert and the beginning of the song quite clearly. A woman on a train starts singing:

We’ll travel InterCity like the men do

Inter City Sitting Pretty all the way…

The camera pans out to reveal a carriage load of ladies who all join in with the song which mentions getting away from the kitchen sink and suchlike. It ends with the line:

Away from it all and home again

The advert finishes with a view of a train crossing a viaduct in the sunset. It is hard to imagine an advert like that being aired today. Surely there would be a Twitterstorm of outrage at such blatant misogyny even though the advertisers of the day would claim it was a small step on the road to women’s rights. Women were allowed to travel Inter City before of course, it was just something that maybe they hadn’t thought of, being weak and feeble women and all that. Whatever, if the advert increased the amount of ladies taking the train to London, for that is where most Inter City routes went, I have no idea. Cringeworthy though the advert was, British Rail’s later attempts to curry favour with the British public involved hiring Jimmy Saville as the frontman and that didn’t turn out well, did it?

Class 43? No, it will always be an InterCity 125 to me.

It was a train journey I made last week that brought that advert to mind. It wasn’t because I found myself in a carriage of singing ladies, no, it was because the train I was on was some forty years old and of a similar vintage. The train in question was had a Class 43 diesel power car on each end and four Mark 3 coaches between them. Those rather dull designations hide the fact that this was one of a type of train that used to be called InterCity 125. Back in the mid seventies British Rail was in a bit of a mess. Passenger numbers were falling, hence the attempt to entice women on board, and the service was lousy. Running on a Victorian infrastructure, ageing rolling stock was coming to the end of its life and needed replacing. To halt the slide the BR engineers came up with a two new trains, one to run on the electrified West Coast Line and the other on the non-electrified East Coast and Western Region lines. The former was the original tilting train, the Inter City APT, and was something of a disaster. The latter was the Inter City 125 and was a big success. It is said it saved the railways in Britain, a bold claim perhaps but it certainly was a rare bit of good news for a failing service.

At the time it was a big deal. High speed trains had been running in Japan for ten years but no other country had any claim to speed. The French would go on to develop the TGV network and other countries have followed suit but the Inter City 125 in the mid to late seventies was cutting edge. In testing one of the prototypes reached 143.2MPH, a world speed record for a diesel train that stands to this day. Its maximum operational speed, limited by the ancient rail infrastructure, was 125MPH (hence the Inter City 125 name), a speed that shaved an hour off the journey from Edinburgh to London. Prior to their entry into service, the speed limit on Britain’s railways was 100MPH. The trains entered service in 1976 on Western Region and the East Coast Mainline a couple of year later. Living to the east of the Pennines a trip to London suddenly became rather appealing. Catching the train from Wakefield Westgate, the metropolis was just two hours away and the journey was remarkably smooth and quiet. Yes, the British Rail sandwich was just as bad as it always was but who cares when you are travelling at 125MPH through Newark North Gate? The trains did sterling service on the ECML until the line was electrified in 1989. On the line to Bristol, South Wales and the West Country, however, they provided continual service until a year or so ago when they were finally replaced with dual powered Hitachi Class 800 sets. In other words, shiny new trains. I’ve been on one. It was very nice.

Slam doors. Very hard to operate.

All of which is very nostalgic but probably of little interest to most of you. Bringing the story up to the present, Scotrail, the company that provides nearly all the rail services within Scotland, connects the country’s major cities with a fleet of Class 170s, diesel multiple units that date from the early 2000s. Perfectly adequate, if a little dull, these trains were showing their age and consisting of just three carriages got full very quickly. It was time for a change. The solution was to replace them with trains more than twice their age. Twenty six of the retiring Inter City 125s that had served the Western Region/GWR for forty years were to be acquired, refurbished and put to work linking Glasgow and Edinburgh with Inverness, Aberdeen, Dundee, Perth and Stirling in what was to be branded Inter7City. As the speed limit on those lines is 100MPH, utilising the ‘125’ suffix might have been seen as taking the piss so it is not used. The refurbishment of the power cars has gone well; that of the carriages has not. As a consequence a number of non-upgraded units have been pressed into service. It was one of those I found myself on last week, travelling from Dundee to Glasgow. As a geeky sort of chap I was delighted.

All important door opening instructions.

These trains remain as they were when they ended their days with GWR, minus the branding but retaining GWR seat moquette. They had been upgraded from the original specification in the nineties but still seemed a bit tired, even compared with the Class 170 that had delivered me to Dundee earlier that day. Once upgraded they will have electric doors, new seats properly aligned with the windows and toilets that flush into tanks and no longer onto the tracks. This last point is quite a sore one with those employees of Network Rail who now have to maintain those human ordure covered tracks. You can’t really blame them for that. The old slam doors on the unmodified trains have given Scotrail a bit of a headache as they are having to teach passengers how to use them. Announcements are made and leaflets are available as it is a long time since Scotland’s rail passengers have had to open the window, lean out and open the door using the external handle. Despite all this it was really very pleasant to travel on one of these groundbreaking trains, still as smooth and quiet as they were back in 1978. The sandwiches are better too.

Some might say that Scotland is being a bit short changed when it comes to the railways. I say poppycock! Recycling is all the rage nowadays and the Inter City 125s are too good a train to be broken up. Refurbishment (whenever it is complete) isn’t a cheap option but it has to be better value than buying a whole new fleet of trains. I don’t suppose many people actually give a monkey’s about the story behind the train they are travelling on but the extra capacity, slightly shorter journey times and a smooth ride might just make them decide to ‘let the train take the strain’. Oh, that was a Jimmy Saville tagline, sorry.

Travelling Inter7City like the students do.